Photo 28 Sep 190,486 notes howling-mad-92:

thefuuuucomics:

draayder:

sa8oteur:

sylvanburningcenter:

THEYRE LIKE CHICKEN NUGGETS BUT FROGS????????????????????????

i’m pretty sure they’re just pregnant but ye

NO THEY AREN’T EVEN PREGNANT THEY’RE DESERT RAIN FROGS AND THEY SOUND LIKE THIS 

EVERYONE NEEDS TO HEAR THIS

THAT WAS NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING AT ALL.

howling-mad-92:

thefuuuucomics:

draayder:

sa8oteur:

sylvanburningcenter:

THEYRE LIKE CHICKEN NUGGETS BUT FROGS????????????????????????

i’m pretty sure they’re just pregnant but ye

NO THEY AREN’T EVEN PREGNANT THEY’RE DESERT RAIN FROGS AND THEY SOUND LIKE THIS 

EVERYONE NEEDS TO HEAR THIS

THAT WAS NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING AT ALL.

(Source: throughthestargate)

Video 25 Sep 37,201 notes

maggins:

Eugene’s smiles for Rapunzel 
      ➛ from their first meeting to their wedding

Oh god his smiles just keep getting more genuine and oh my heart.

Photo 25 Sep 234,225 notes mommagabrielle:

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

This makes me feel a whole lot better about myself.

I think this makes a whole lot of women feel better.

mommagabrielle:

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

This makes me feel a whole lot better about myself.

I think this makes a whole lot of women feel better.

(Source: denicedenice)

Video 25 Sep 6,358 notes

unexplained-events:

maayari:

unexplained-events:

Smile

Tell me stuffed animals with teeth aren’t the creepiest thing you have ever seen

Here’s a creepier picture.

I’m terrified right now.

NOT SURE IF ME GUSTA <8C

Video 24 Sep 27,340 notes

(Source: beardstofuck)

Photo 24 Sep 7,005 notes sixpenceee:

In a thread about unsecured webcams, someone spotted this. 

sixpenceee:

In a thread about unsecured webcams, someone spotted this. 

via phenomenal.
Video 24 Sep 279,902 notes

bonequeer:

radicalrebellion:

feministcaptainmorgan:

baronsledjoys:

firecannotkillafitblr:

This drives me mad. I used to work in a bookstore, and was talking to my coworker and he just yelled out “stop flirting with me!” at this ridiculous volume and it was humiliating because 
1. I wasn’t
2. I got in trouble for acting unprofessional 
3. He embarrassed me in front of a line of people
4. And he only stopped insisting that I was flirting when my boyfriend (who is now my husband) said, “dude, trust me, she’s not flirting with you” to him

That asshole respected my BOYFRIEND saying I wasn’t flirting more than he respected me saying it and I was the one who was talking! The whole scene got me in trouble at work. And the most ridiculous part is we were talking about a fucking book. In a bookstore.

One time, my ex boyfriend had a crush on some girl, and said that he thought he might have “a chance” with her.

When I asked him what made him think that, he said “Well, she talks to me.”

And this is why it is so difficult to be a girl and be friends with men who are attracted to women.

Can we also add that this is why a lot of women do the resting bitch face when out in public. Cause dudes swear a glance or a smile is flirting.

So yesterday something that perfectly illustrates this happened. I work at a fast food place and this guy comes in at 7am on a Sunday, still probably drunk from the night before, and when I smiled and said goodmorning he said “Did you just say that because you’re being paid to say that?” 

I repressed my urge to sarcastically answer, and said “Nope, I just enjoy saying hi to everyone!” To which he responded, “Oh, so you weren’t flirting with me then.”

Dude, I’m not flirting with your gross 7am-on-a-Sunday-ass, trust me.

My defense mechanism when I’m uncomfortable at work is to smile, so I did that and said “Is there anything I can get you this morning?” to which he responded,

"There, you just smiled! What does that mean?"

At this point I was fed up, so I said, 

"I smile at everyone sir, its just what I do. What can I get you, coffee, a bagel?"

And he said “I’m gonna be watching to see if you smile at everyone. I don’t like it when girls lie to me” and then ordered a coffee and a muffin like he hadn’t just said something at 11 on the “Is this guy a serial rapist” scale (where 0 is ‘no’ and 10 is ‘Yes, run away as fast as you can right now.”).

Then he sat there for another hour and a half, staring at me from his table. When he got up and left he came back to the counter, and said “You do smile at everyone. That’s fucked up.” and walked out.

I can’t even be innocuously polite and pleasant to people at my job (where customer service is the number one thing we are supposed to be focusing on) for fear of this shit happening. What happens if he had decided to wait until my shift was over? 

New Rule: If she’s at work, SHE’S NOT FLIRTING WITH YOU.

Rule of thumb, everyone; NEVER ASSUME SOMEONE IS FLIRTING.  You save yourself a whole lot of awkwardness.  Especially for people like myself who are automatically polite and smile at everyone.

(Source: girlcodeonmtv)

Photo 23 Sep 11,647 notes cherry-flavored-trickster:

tf2shitfest:

offdensen:

i’m gonna fucking piss myself

I cannot believe this thread is still active holy living shit

Role playing Doctor that preforms Prostate Checks in the 3rd Stall in a gay bar bathroom

I can&#8217;t decide if I&#8217;m laughing out of pity or from how ridiculous this is.

cherry-flavored-trickster:

tf2shitfest:

offdensen:

i’m gonna fucking piss myself

I cannot believe this thread is still active holy living shit

Role playing Doctor that preforms Prostate Checks in the 3rd Stall in a gay bar bathroom

I can’t decide if I’m laughing out of pity or from how ridiculous this is.

Video 22 Sep 165,872 notes

janiiit:

castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

sp00ky0wl:

ghostyfelix:

satohai:

iliketolight-thingsonfire:

fairysharkmother:

MOMMA WILL GIVE ADVICE.

ALWAYS REMEMBER: MENSTRUATING DOES NOT MAKE YOU BAD. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE SICK. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE DIRTY.

First of all, do not go swimming in the ocean to look for Momma. 
Momma will be right here.

Momma suggests that at first sign of blood, take tylenol. If you are super in tune with your body, take it when you estimate it will start soon!

Momma knows EXACTLY what to do for cramps. Eating cranberries or drinking their juice is a wonderful way to get rid of cramps.

Another way to help with the pain is to rest on your bed like in the picture, butt in the air and head on the ground. 

Also, if you do not like pads OR tampons, there are more solutions!

There is the softcup!

And the mooncup!

They are very similar to one another. They are basically soft, silicone cups that go up into your lady cave that collect the blood.The softcup is a bit more expensive.

Also, Momma says that if you want to have sex and not have gushing everywhere, you can use a softcup!

The mooncup is a lot like the softcup, but it is reusable. Momma will remind you that you MUST disinfect it in boiling water. 

You can even use natural sea sponge like a tampon! 
Momma says it’s okay. 

There are also cotton reusable pads!

Momma is also thinking of you men that have periods, too!
There is a special kind of boxers that you can buy with a special pocket for sanitary products! It also comes with a bulge.

The most important thing to do, menstruating or not, is to love and respect yourself. Do not feel ashamed, and get through it as well as you can!

Momma loves you!

Thank you momma.

I imagine Momma having a really typical haggard old smoker’s voice

MOMMA’S ON MY OWN DASH WHAT THE HECKLE

WAIT HOLD THE PHONE THERE ARE OPTIONS OUTSIDE OF PADS AND TAMPONS???

can i just say i love how momma includes trans men?? and thank you momma for the advice <3

Momma is everything.

(Source: fairysharkmother)

Video 22 Sep 38,424 notes

muura:

ca-tsuka:

Urbance animated project is now on Kickstarter.
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2088672139/urbance

YOU KNOW WHAT TO  DO 


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